Player Profiles
Player Profile
Name: Ollie Rich
Age: 23 and counting
Position: Center Midefield
Date Joined: Long long time ago, in a land far far far away
Boot Size: 10 as long as I cut my toe nails
Nicknames: Gaffa, Phoenix, Rich man
About You
Which team do you support...? The Mighty West Ham United (yes Mighty)
Favourite player of all time...? Paolo Di Canio
Goal Target for this season...? Well if Ronaldo got 42 im going for…..8
Which Premiership player do you most liken yourself too...? Francesc “Cesc” Fabregas
Favourite music artist/band...? Chris Brown/ Usher/ R Kelly and all their gangster mates
What's your worst foot balling moment...? Not being picked for England’s 2006 world cup squad (we would have won it as well)
Your favourite Orwell moment...? Winning the League next season
Player Profile
Name: Barry stelfox
Age: its a secret ( i could tell you then id have to kill you)
Position: centre defence( i dont really have a fixed position anywhere across the back)
Date Joined: puberty
Boot Size: 8 for as long as i can remember ( but dont let that put you off lady's)
Nicknames: vidic, big baz, lady's man
About You
Which team do you support...? who else but the orwell...lol.... man u all the way born and breed
Favourite player of all time...? eric clapton......er i mean cantona
Goal Target for this season...? as always in my position its my job to stop them going in so for me one would be a realistic target
Which Premiership player do you most liken yourself too...? nemanja wooo nemanja wooo he comes from serbia he'll fuckin murder ya nemanja, sorry got carried away... vidic
Favourite music artist/band...? anything so long as i can sing it when ive had a few
What's your worst foot balling moment...? missing from 2 yards out against british sugar, or shattering my kidney its a close one but the miss win's
Your favourite Orwell moment...? a shot i had many moons ago from about 35 yards that just skimmed the bar
Player Profile
Name: Gavin Turner
Age: 23
Position: Goalkeeper
Date Joined: December 2006
Boot Size: 10
Nicknames: Hollywood, Joe Hart, Turbo Safe Hands
About You
Which team do you support...? Manchester United
Favourite player of all time...? Peter Schmeichel
Goal Target for this season...? Well I beat last year's target of 0 by getting 1. My target is 3 clean sheets and less than 50 goals conceded in the league!
Which Premiership player do you most liken yourself too...? Joe Hart, apparently I look like him and play just as good!
Favourite music artist/band...? Kayne West / Linkin Park (Contrasting I know!)
What's your worst foot balling moment...? The many goalkeeper mistakes I made!
Your favourite Orwell moment...? Being chosen as El Captano and being voted man of the match by fellow team mates for our cup final loss to Brantham Athletic (7-2)
Player Profile
Name: James Simpson
Age: 25 (26 on July 22nd) presents welcome
Position: Left mid, right mid, central mid, left back
Date Joined: 19/06/08
Boot Size: 9 (10 in my F50’s they’re really tight……….just the way I like them…….oh yeah)
Nicknames:Simmo
About You
Which team do you support...? Newcastle
Favourite player of all time...? Alan Shearer
Goal Target for this season...? 10
Which Premiership player do you most liken yourself too...? Titus Bramble
Favourite music artist/band...? Red Hot Chili Peppers/Oasis
What's your worst foot balling moment...? Own goal in Antwerp for China Shipping, gutted.
Your favourite Orwell moment...? Just joining this glorious team is immense.
Player Profile
Name: Jose-ph Sheeran
Age: 18
Position: I play 69 different positions
Date Joined: Ollie will know I christened my debut with a goal
Boot Size: 10
Nicknames: Open for Offers
About You
Which team do you support...? Manchester United
Favourite player of all time...? George Best
Goal Target for this season...? 15
Which Premiership player do you most liken yourself too...? Ronaldo obv
Favourite music artist/band...? Whatever the children listen to these days
What's your worst foot balling moment...? My red card for the Legion against the Falcon for telling a poor lad ‘f*ck you your mum’s dead’ She isn’t tho but he still didn’t like it - bless him ( my regards to his mother if she ever reads this )
Your favourite Orwell moment...? Debut goal – Who would of guessed it
Player Profile
Name: Nicholas John Hollands
Age: 23
Position: defender or midfield
Date Joined: 2001
Boot Size: 9
Nicknames: Elvis/ Robbie Keane/ Jimmy Hill
About You
Which team do you support...? Ipswich
Favourite player of all time...? Mick Stockwell
Goal Target for this season...? 1 (if lucky)
Which Premiership player do you most liken yourself too...? Claude Makelele
Favourite music artist/band...? Hip-hop
What's your worst foot balling moment...? Losing two cup finals for Orwell after doing so well to get to them
Your favourite Orwell moment...? being named players player 2007/08
Player Profile
Name: Mark Forsdyke
Age: 24
Position: Right Mid
Date Joined: 2002
Boot Size: 10
Nicknames: Mark Le Mar
About You
Which team do you support...? Ipswich
Favourite player of all time...? Berkamp
Goal Target for this season...? 10
Which Premiership player do you most liken yourself too...? Joe Cole
Favourite music artist/band...? Eminem
What's your worst foot balling moment...? Skying my pen. In the cup against Westbourn Warriors
Your favourite Orwell moment...? ...? getting into the cup final (couldn’t play, as I was in Austailia)
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